(31 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 729: The day I had a date with the Facebook-mascot

Was hij knap?
Tja, hij was vooral een kruising tussen Ronald McDonald en Mickey Mouse. Sommige mensen vinden dat aantrekkelijk.
Ik viel vooral inhoudelijk op hem. Een lekker positieve gozer, dat mag ik wel. 

We gingen varen. Halverwege zei hij dat hij mij leuk vond .
“I like you”, zo zei hij dat in zijn eigen taal.
Gelukkig kon ik het verstaan. Toen hebben we gezoend.
Zoenen met de Facebook-mascotte, het kan van mijn bucketlist.
Ik zei direct dat een relatie er niet in zat. Dat begreep hij. Hij was van iedereen, dus hij moest ook weer verder. Altijd onderweg dus onmogelijk om iets op te bouwen. Zo zijn wij. Maar we hadden iets samen. Een bondje.
Toen ik mij omdraaide zag ik hem nog staan, met zijn duim omhoog.
Het ontroerde mij.

(30 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 728: The NDCC ( The New Dutch Cow Cooperative) or the CC for short

Er lag een vraag en daarom nam George het woord. George nam graag het woord, in goede en slechte tijden. Hij was niet voor niets woordvoerder, een serieuze taak.
“Voor ons ligt nog de kwestie van de afkorting. Wij zullen daar vanavond niet uitkomen en we moeten accepteren dat een opgave als deze nader onderzoek vraagt. Maar er zal resultaat geboekt worden, daar kunt u allen van op aan”.
“Meoh”, deed de kudde. De samenwerking was een feit, op een paar kleine details na. Iedereen ging tevreden en zelfs opgetogen op stal.
Er stonden dingen te gebeuren.

George bleef alleen achter en herkauwde de situatie. Er was geen oplossing. Door ervaring wist hij dat dit de splijtzwam zou worden. Hoeveel bijeenkomsten zou hij het nog door kunnen schuiven, voordat de kudde ging morren?

Dit dacht George toen: was ik maar kudde, dan kon ik mee-morren.

(29 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 727: Candy Candy

(28 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 726: After mr. Mcllroy had his early morning session with dr. Rosenthal, he took his dog Flora Florentine for a nice long walk in Hudson Park

(27 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 725: Saying: You can ignore the big bird, but the big bird will not ignore you

(26 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 724: The one that talks loud, always gathers an audience

(25 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 723: Born on Christmas night (not a selfie)

(24 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 722: All I want for Christmas is a baby-dino

(23 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 721: Me & the work of others

(22 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 720: For Mandy, Nora, Fatima & Nargesh, the final day of Lena’s club

(21 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 719: That shitty mistletoe, just hanging between us

(20 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 718: The Diplomat’s Apartment

(19 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 717: The art of flying (verkocht)

(18 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 716: Was he aware of the symbolic value of a white flag?

(17 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 715: The Sisters

(16 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 714: or did you prefer ancient times?

(15 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 713: Although it’s illegal; throwing green balls is just big fun

(14 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 712: Little Red Riding Hood, on her way to grandmother’s house

(13 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 711: The sirens left the building

(12 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 710: “So you think that grumpy style always works?”

(11 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 709: Season 1, Final episode: Bruno yelled and Corazon lost the cliffhanger

(10 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 708: “These new kids, aren’t they weird, or what?”

(9 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 707: “All I say, she just doesn’t belong in our drawing, that’s all” (verkocht)

(8 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 706: She brings him a flower every morning

(7 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 705: All the pieces were on the right place, but it just didn’t feel right at all

(6 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 704: Soul Party

(5 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 703: All the way to the unknown

(4 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 702: “Mom, will you be there when I come back?”
“Probably not, my love, probably not”

(3 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 701: The absence of ambiguity

(2 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 700: “I said follow the money, not follow the monkey”

(1 december 2017) Ochtendwerk 699: Empty Pool

(30 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 698: Inside the circles, except for the bird

(29 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 697: ‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’

(28 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 696: Wait!!! Don’t leave me yet!!! I’ll write you a loveletter everyday!!!

(27 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 695; The Men Only Laundromat

(26 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 694: It started as a joke, the partner-lookalike-balloons, but now I have a revenue of almost 2m

(25 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 693: I hated the harp lessons, but the atmosphere was legendary

(24 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 692: Please, watch out

(23 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 691: The Yellow Dog Saw Everything

(22 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 690:
“so I ask you again, what is the story behind the balloons?”.
“I will tell you when you tell me the story about the orange hair”

(21 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 689: Bravado! Bravado! You don’t have the guts to run away, Jackson!

(20 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 688: “So let’s talk about the household finances as two adults this time, shall we?”

(19 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 687: Live coverage (interview with mrs. Trudon, owner of a pet shop-imperium, but not corrupt)

(18 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 686: Wake up everybody, life has just begun.

(17 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 685: No moon in our neighborhood. Sign the petition now!

(16 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 684: The First Class

(15 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 683: While daddy told me the inconvenient truth, I thought about my “holding hands” moment with Jacob and if I should ask him to do that more often

(14 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 682: She wanted to give him the middle finger, but then she realized it was his birthday

(13 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 681: The Mouth Keeper

(12 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 680: Go girl, go now!

(11 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 679: The man with the amazing bird tattoos, just before his date with the semi-famous actress

(10 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 678: Giving Head

(9 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 677: The inner circle, silent

(8 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 676: Resting Stones

(7 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 675: What will it be this time: top-down or bottom-up?

(6 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 674: Birthday chair

(5 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 673: She gave him his first French kiss in the dunes of Wassenaar. The tongue, the tongue!

(4 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 672: He has this quite selective audience, with his proud parents front row

(3 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 671: Eat or be eaten, that’s the question

(2 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 670: While other men were busy being sexual predators, he enjoyed playing with his yo-yo

(1 november 2017) Ochtendwerk 669: So let’s play hide and seek on this Windy Wednesday

(31 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 668: O, that miserable me-time

(30 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 667: He entered the garden of disturbed animals

(29 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 666: “There is a moment in each day that Satan can not find” Milton

(28 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 665: Curious as she was, she went to the dark side. But later, on the way back, she was a bit disappointed. Was that all?

(27 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 664: “Please, sir, give us money. We need new Mascolori shoes”.

(26 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 663: Study for the New Alphabet assignment

(25 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 662: First study for the Fairy Defense Training assignment

(24 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 661: Do not fly away, just because I gave you wings

(23 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 660: “I don’t like you, I love you” (verkocht)

(22 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 659: “She wrote a #metoo story on Facebook, so shall we just fire her or do you know something else that will be fun”

(21 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 658: The journey continues

(20 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 657: Nature calls

(19 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 656: Only if you know it

(18 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 655: One way or another

(16 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 653: Peace of mind

(15 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 652: I know how to fall, mama

(14 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 651: weekendfetishfestival

(13 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 650: Nature has lost the elections, again

(12 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 649: Busy at the Country Club last night

(11 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 648: “one more song, Jack, one more song. Then I will make love to you, I promise”

(10 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 647: The nasty disease

(9 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 646: Tell me a story I shall not remember

(8 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 645: The Tree

(7 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 644: The road to nowhere

(6 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 643: “So..you’re disturbed…because I’m holding the baby now…??”

(5 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 642: The engineering of life

(4 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 641: He had expected so much more

(3 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 640: The street gang with yellow accessories (and little hearts on the i)

(2 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 639: That night she started to believe in herself again

(1 oktober 2017) Ochtendwerk 638: The newborn was left alone

(30 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 637: He wants to become a guard. Starting with the garden

(29 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 637: The one trick pony train

(28 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 636: Mrs. Epstein helped me picking groceries while the body was in the freezer

(27 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 635: “Why…?”

(26 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 634: Long noses, no lying

(25 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 633: The better half of me

(24 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 632: Me & my cat on the roof

(23 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 631: The pub or the end of times

(22 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 630: The Survivors

(21 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 629: They arrived early at the party

(20 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 628: Ann, Will & Bernard are in the moment

(19 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 627: Bear Touching

(18 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 626: “and then they came in again with those two huge labradors, and then I finally said, get out, get out of my house, now”

(17 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 625: “Is he still there?”

(16 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 624: Morning walk in the dunes (verkocht)

(15 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 623: John, Melissa & their mutual interest in small animals

(14 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 622: Duck Alone

(13 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 621: “So, if everything is fake news, what the hell are we doing here?”

(12 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 620: Another way to say goodbye

(11 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 619: The end of a generation

(10 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 618: And then they remembered that they will be big one day

(9 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 617: Is it me you’re looking for?

(8 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 616: One of the many tricks of the Hutchinson Family

(7 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 615: The whole and the nothing

(6 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 614: Be good you hear, we’ll be back next week

(5 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 613: “Watch out for the elephant”, growled the monster

(4 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 612: How she became part of the garden

(3 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 611: My dangerous handstand

(2 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 610: The Breitengal Sisters wanted to buy some art, but argued so much, that they where removed from the fair

(1 september 2017) Ochtendwerk 609: The Magnificent Ultralight Copycat

(31 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 608: Flood

(30 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 607, Last night, the Guru accompanied me to the next level of independence

(29 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 606: Watch out for the undertow

(28 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 605: They all hated their local traditions, but nobody really tried to change it

(27 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 604: The Safe Place

(26 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 603: Woman with tail

(25 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 602: Suddenly he had two pregnant girlfriends

(24 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 601: Head master’s first year

(23 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 600: The Hostile Takeover

(22 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 599; The approval of the pinguin

(21 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 598: The Mosquito Party

(20 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 597: The introduction of LoveCloud was disastrous

(19 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 596: The pelican on the hospital bed

(17 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 595: Friends drifting apart

(16 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 594: The lonely protester

(15 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 593: New Organisms (verkocht)

(14 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 592: Falling down

(13 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 591: Birds on my head

(12 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 590: The Contemporary Cave People

(11 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 589: Temptation Island

(10 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 588: Standing in blood

(9 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 587: Cry, if you want to cry

(8 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 586: The Balance of the World

(7 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 585: No time to kiss the frog

(6 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 584: The Funeral

(5 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 583: “Head or Tail?”, the rabbit asked, and then she laughed and laughed and laughed (niet meer te koop)

(4 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 582: “I can’t stand another ice cream”

(3 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 581: On the sofa

(2 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 580: The Happy Monkey

(1 augustus 2017) Ochtendwerk 579; Getting ready for the big day

(31 juli) Ochtendwerk 578: Boys must be boys

(30 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 577: The Critic

(29 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 576: The Balloon

(28 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 575: The Dive (part of the Family Project)

(27 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 574: The Danceclass ( John and Angela disputing their movements)

(26 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 573: He found the rare blue Halohalo’s, but they weren’t as cute as they should be

(25 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 572: “So I give you something different and you still wanna leave ?”

(24 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 571: Towerbuilding was the new summerhit of 2017. People, birds, instruments, everybody played the new addictive game

(23 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 570: The Shield

(22 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 569: The smallest man at the camping

(21 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 568: It was the second year that Noah and his wife participated with their ark at the gay pride

(20 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 567: He was impressed by the opinion of others

(19 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 566: At night, he pondered on his bad temper, his bad habits and his bad hair day

(18 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 565: He left with his famous last words: “Woehaa”

(17 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 564: The Mediator (just in time)

(16 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 563: So we had this nice chat about -Sein und Zeit-, then she appeared, -with her body and all-

(15 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 562: The girl who loves hotel rooms

(14 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 561: So you went on vacation and all I got was this lousy -something-

(13 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 560: They were so bored with their community, they decided to become a reality show ( Suzie & Sander)

(12 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 559: And then one day, he became shy and became the bird behind the cloud. And became famous.
Is there a moral lesson in this story?

(11 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 558: Don’t push your luck

(10 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 557: Everybody wanted to be a woman, but only a few were selected

(9 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 556: She entered the next level

(8 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 555: “When shall we tell him the truth?”

(7 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 554: Adam counts the flowers

(6 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 553: “I’m so sorry I’m too late, so this is how it went…I woke up with a giant hangover, then started working on my daily drawing, but the paper got wrinkled, so I got frustrated and wanted to go to bed again, but here I am, darling, too late, but here I am”.

(5 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 552: They came all for the “instinct is everywhere” demonstration

(4 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 551: Beehive

(3 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 550: Landscape

(2 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 549: And always during Keti Koti, they felt strange. Like strangers again

(1 juli 2017) Ochtendwerk 548: The morning maniac cat

(30 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 547: Mouseplaining

(29 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 546: Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life. (Yeah, Soph, you’re fucking right, gnegnegne)

(28 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 545: There must be order

(27 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 544: Room with a Piew

(Meestal begin ik in de ochtend gewoon wat te tekenen, en meestal wordt het dan een poppetje of een diertje. Vanochtend werd ik wakker met deze titel in mijn hoofd. Ik ben niet echt een strakke lijnen tekenaar. Iets met perspectief al vaak een gruwel. Toch maar proberen. Dan ben je ook in een kwartiertje wel weer klaar. Je kan het nog eens opnieuw proberen, kijken of het beter en strakker kan. Niet zoveel zin in. Het is ook een beetje saai om te doen.)

(26 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 543: The Intruder

(25 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 542: “of course I already went to Venice, I’m off to Kassel now, did you see the Athens prologue”?

(24 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 541: She is a wolf and a ballet dancer

(P. Is een wolf en draagt balletpakjes. Ze vindt dat dit prima samengaat. Ik spreek haar niet tegen. De wereld zit al vol met tegenspraak. P. huilt als een wolf en beweegt als een danser. Je zou het de mensen gunnen haar vaker te zien, maar ze is te schuw. Ik wil roepen de schuwen moeten de schompes krijgen, maar een eventueel publiek zou boe roepen. Want P. is aantrekkelijk, ook omdat ze schuw is. Schuw zijn en de wereld veroveren, dat zou P. zomaar kunnen)

(23 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 540: Into the bubble or due to netflixification of society they had this dramatic loss at the elections

(22 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 539: There she goes

(21 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 538: Since we bought this art piece, I don’t feel comfortable doing this in the living room, my dear

(20 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 537: in the woods, their relationship seemed to be more in balance

(19 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 536: The three scientists and their moment of mutual contemplation

(18 juni) Ochtendwerk 535: They talked about the red dot for an hour and then agreed to disagree

(17 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 534: “No mama, it’s not your fault that I’m too fat”

(16 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 533: Ochtendwerk 533: On the second date, she tried to expose herself a bit more

(15 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 532: The talented Debra, living in a mysterious world (verkocht)

(14 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 531: Is it time for some crazy fun today?

(13 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 530: He knew there were hundred thousand gorgeous people in the city, but he fell in love with Anthony. That was not easy

(12 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 529: The Morning Shift (gereserveerd)

(11 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 528: “So you told the truth about living in a wall, now about that balloon eating…

(10 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 527: The start of a movement

(9 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 526: Under the apple tree she told him about her fascination for mathematic sex adventures

(8 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 525: Wow, my colors! Such a warm welcome! I love this place! I love these people! Love! Love!

(7 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 524: “You have to bring it back, baby”

(6 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 523: The old Giraffe Method. Never fails

(5 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 522: Life is a dance. Well, sort of

(4 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 521: Feeling halfway yellow at blue lane

(3 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 520: She saw a figure in every stone

(2 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 519: “No mama. You know I don’t wanna play with you”.

(1 juni 2017) Ochtendwerk 518: “and again you are late, far too late”

(31 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 517: Clouds drifted away the moment I saw her

(30 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 516: Slowly Jenny entered the color-world

(29 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 515: “Let them, George. Just let them”

(28 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 514: Separate Territories

(27 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 513: The Seance

(26 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 512: The Party of the six-year olds

(25 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 511: not the circus

(24 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 510: The Inequality is no quality

(23 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 509: They left the bookclub evening prematurely

(22 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 508: After years of working, living and sleeping together, they decided to divide and conquer.

(21 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 507: That morning my son told me he was not gay

(20 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 506: Waiting for Breakfast

(19 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 505: Jungle Tours, guaranteed fun for your children

(18 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 504: Stand guard

(17 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 503: The search for the right coach continues

(16 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 502: The gentle start of yellow sex

(15 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 501: The new set of action figures came early this year

(14 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 500: “hi mom”. “Hi son”. “I brought you something”. “That’s nice of you”. “I made it myself”. “That’s nice of you”. “It’s Mother’s Day mom”. “I know my son, I know”.
“Well, have to go now”. ” that’s fine, my son”. (gereserveerd)

(13 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 499: The peaceful community

(12 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 498: And an evening later they had their evaluation-night .
“Well’ this was an one-time only experience” she said.
“I totally agree”, he said.
Then they laughed.

(11 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 497: That big bird is destroying our selfie

(10 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 496: The Break

(9 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 495: Our local hero

(8 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 494: “Listen, listen to me. Grow up and think different, that’s it”

(7 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 493: Their darkest moment

(6 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 492: Sitting there (verkocht)

(5 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 491: The Daughter

(4 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 490: Small creatures living in my aura

(3 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 489: “Look at daddy, he is also wearing a life jacket”.

(2 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 488: She cried. Not because she was black, not because she was white, but because she loved crying

(1 mei 2017) Ochtendwerk 487: How to hatch an egg, a manual

(30 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 486:
“Jonathan, are we lost?”.
“If you mean, we, the mammals , are lost, then yes”.
“No, I mean just the two us”.
“Well, I’m not sure. Do you think we are lost?”.
“Oh yeah”.
“Then probably we are lost”.

(29 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 485: He started the day with some self-reflection

(28 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 484: Louisa is taking a bath

(27 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 483: Landscape

(26 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 482: His Royal Sadness

(25 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 481: It was Tuesday morning, the sun came up, and they said yes to each other.

(24 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 480: Again, it was time for him to move on

(23 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 479: Fritz and the art of doing nothing

(22 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 478: Falling in Love on “Playing Indian”-day

(21 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 477: Meet the brothers Compton, Real Estate Tycoons, on their day off. They seem rather nice, don’t they? (verkocht)

(20 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 476: Heading for the Afrofuturism Conference

(19 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 475: See that? That happens when you don’t eat your broccoli

(18 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 474: The mother of all bombs left behind three newbombs

(17 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 473: The Egg

(16 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 472: You know what the earthlings say, my dear friend: You can run, but you can’t hide. Or was it the other way around? The earthlings say LOL, you know what that mean: laughing out loud, isn’t that just killing? O no, I didn’t mean that literally, more in a general way of speaking, just as the earthlings.

(15 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 471: He travelled for so long and so far, but when he finally arrived, it seemed to be closed

(14 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 470: “Please tell me, quick: why do you wear yellow shoes?”

(13 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 469: “Is this really what you want?” (verkocht)

(12 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 468: Are we just us or are we that story?

(11 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 467: During his years at the Office for Censorship, deodorant became a fanatic civil servant

(10 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 466: The Neural Connection

(9 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 465:
“Honey, will you write something in the guestbook of de Kemp-Vortum?”
Again? I did it last time you remember? When we were in that little boutique hotel in the Languedoc? (niet te koop)

(8 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 464: Yes, we are different. That doesn’t mean we can’t go for a walk

(7 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 463: This is me and my friend Otto. When I’m not working on my thesis I like to walk in the fields. I like the smell of fish and the fact that I exist.

(6 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 462: How the People became friends with the Flowers, or how to use mirroring in your daily life. The mega seller by dr. Kindleston

(5 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 461: “You realize that I’m already more than four years secretly in love with you, don’t you?”
“Yes, I’m aware of that, neighbor”

(4 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 460: The Collection vol. II

(3 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 459: When the serpent came between

(2 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 458: Bad Climate

(1 april 2017) Ochtendwerk 457: “I would die for a Quarter Pounder”, she said after a while

(31 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 456: We kept pretending that we were scared

(30 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 455: The Collection

(29 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 454: She came into our room and said she had this terrible nightmare, then crawled into the middle of the kingsize bed

(28 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 453: Stop following me

(27 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 452: today we learn the verb: to seek refuge

(26 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 451: “Sorry, I thought it all went automatically”

(25 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 450: Mother and Son are going to the Matthaus Passion together (gereserveerd)

(24 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 449: Lazy Friday (verkocht)

(23 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 448: Games people play

(22 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 447: So they paid two hundred bucks for this commitment training and they all tried to get something out of it

(21 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 446: The people were surprised by the coloring of Suzie, and they cheered up immediately

(20 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 445: All-exclusive Resort

(19 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 444: The way we tell our children stories

(18 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 443: she started her retreat with hundred thousand projects in her head

(17 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 442: We scheduled our weekly CFO/CEO meetings at the Spa on Jefferson Square

(16 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 441: The Family takes a fresh swim in the ocean after election day

(15 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 440: Please do not vote for a party who is in favor of abstract drawing, it’s such a boring activity.

(14 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 439: They didn’t need no one else, no

(13 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 438: Let’s stick to the plan, shall we?

(12 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 437: Although they were so different in seize, they had a remarkable love life.

(11 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 436: When the girlfriends turned seventeen, they both lost their identity in the same night

(10 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 435: We just leave it here and walk away. Maybe the wolves will pick it up this time

(9 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 434: Dr. Seuss, there lives a seal in my soul. Should I operate or tolerate?

(8 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 433: The secret love of mrs. Moon

(7 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 432: He came to earth with no other goal than to doubt

(6 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 431: The rising of the sun

(5 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 430: The Island Lectures

(4 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 429: When the chairman of the baseballclub suggested to do a nude calendar, Jeannette was the first one that applied

(3 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 428: They had a lovely evening, until they discussed upcoming elections

(2 maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 427: He just wasn’t into Cliniclowns

(1maart 2017) Ochtendwerk 426: Neighbors

(28 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 425: Whenever he wanted manicure, he gave him manicure

(27 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 424: She wanted to kiss his big red lips so badly

(26 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 423: Waiting for Mom and Dad

(25 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 422: It was quite a coincidence that I saw my townfriend Eric halfway Mount Dennison, holding a half bottle of wine

(24 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 421: Is that mother coaching her daughters again ?

(23 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 420: “Hi stranger, you come in now and have some punch, you hear”

(22 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 419: He is in love with his own tail

(21 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 418: Follow the arrows

(20 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 417: Being White (verkocht)

(19 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 416: Once a month they go to the golden oldies party

(18 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 415: Another real episode of fake news

(17 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 414: They decided to raise the bird in a gender neutral way

(16 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 413: Five minutes before the big kiss

(15 februari) Ochtendwerk 412: Love is in the air, nanananananana

(14 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 411: omg….It’s Valentine again..

(13 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 410: They just love watching the hole in the fence

(12 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 409: I should tell you about the birds and the bees, shouldn’t I?
Well, birds fly and bees sting. That’s all you need to know, son

(11 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 408: She went there, where no men went before

(10 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 407 : On Friday mornings, they go to the beach and they sing as loud as they can

( 9 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 406: Yes, some friends, but in the end he remained a loner

(8 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 405: I finally received my bird certificate (gereserveerd voor virend Buitenplaats Brienenoord E. Hiep)

(7 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 404: the Neighborhood

(6 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 403: The Farmer’s Wife

(5 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 402: They were busy all evening catching red dots (verkocht)

(4 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 401: Morning has broken like the first morning. Blackbird has spoken like the first bird

(3 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 400: She told him about danger, he told her about fear (verkocht)

(2 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 399: Was it because he was gay ? Because he was black ? Because he was a girl ? Or just because he loved reading the poetry of Wordsworth ?

(1 februari 2017) Ochtendwerk 398: The audience was asked to be of no importance

(31 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 397: Bedtime Stories

(30 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 396: Jennefer & Patrick & their first mutual experience

(29 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 395: He became famous with his breeding programs for rare animals, but his private life was quite messy

(28 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 394: Please, my beloved daughters, do not act normal (verkocht)

(27 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 393: The coloring of a new generation

(26 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 392: A girl, an egg and a hare are safe for Suzie’s Underworld.

(25 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 391: The future is female

(24 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 390: From the succes of Frozen I learned that characters should squint a little. Don’t ask me why, ask Walt

(23 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 389: Sometimes I’m so glad that I’m just a rabbit.

(22 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 388: Small Boat

(21 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 387: The standby crew, ready for action when called for duty

(20 januari 2017): Ochtendwerk 386: Uncle Martin sat there modelling for over an hour, but the portraitist turned out to be an mediocre cubist (verkocht)

(19 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 385: Now dance the Doo-da-doodie

(18 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 384: it were the new buzz-words in town: Random Territory (gereserveerd voor speciale vriend Buitenplaats Brienenoord H. Bongers)

(17 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 383: “Remember this mr. Miauw, it’s not what you say, it’s the way you say it”

(16 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 382: It all started in a sleazy (but quite romantic) alley somewhere downtown

(15 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 381: You know you’re on the right track when you’re naked, in the woods and you see the squirrels dancing

(14 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 379: “Tell me, Jonathan, is this the way to Trumpistan, where life is great and no tax is paid?”

(13 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 379: “Tell me, Jonathan, is this the way to Trumpistan, where life is great and no tax is paid?”

(12 januari 2017) Ochtendwerk 378: Run, mister, run. Don’t ask me why or what for, just run, mister, run!

(11 januari 2017): Ochtendwerk 377: The Golden Boy